Duke Cannon Peppermint Bark Big Ass Brick Of Soap

Duke Cannon isn't a big fan of wearing costumes, but he'll make an exception around the holidays. Like in December of '03 when Kris Kringle's local stand-in stumbled up to the mall with his beard askew and a case of the brown bottle flu. Duke Cannon booted that cotton-headed ninny muggins from his throne of lies and proceeded to don St. Nick's uniform himself, saving a cherished holiday tradition and countless youngsters from a sleigh-load of childhood trauma.

Features

• Smells like the North Pole and peppermints. Extremely easy to wrap.
• 3x Bigger Than Common Bar Soaps.
• Triple-Milled for Superior Quality.
• Made with Natural Oils.
• A portion of proceeds benefits veterans and active duty military.
• Paraben, Phthalate Free.
• Never tested on animals. Just Bad interns.