{"product_id":"desktop-daddies-calvin-the-cop","title":"Desktop Daddies – Calvin the Cop","description":"Desktop Daddies – Calvin the Cop is here to turn your desk into the hottest spot in the office. This funny office decoration features a miniature cop stripper ready to arrest boredom and charge it with sass.\n\nCalvin says: Yes, there's a tiny officer on your desk. No, you won't be explaining yourself. It's giving confidence. It's giving audacity. It's giving \"I'm about to dominate this meeting.\"\n\nPerfect for bad days and bigger dreams, this humorous desk accessory makes eye contact with you during doom-scrolling sessions and transforms your workspace from lawful neutral to absolutely illegal. Choose from six humping hunks in the Desktop Daddies collection and let Calvin help you glow up your workspace with unmatched confidence.\n\nDon't resist. Grab Calvin today and watch your desk become the talk of the office.","brand":"Rachelle Danielle Rose Gifts \u0026 Decor","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":52682474127647,"sku":"5060343428188","price":20.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0894\/9625\/6799\/files\/DesktopDaddies_AmazonPhotos_CUP-05.webp?v=1784143659","url":"https:\/\/rdrgiftsdecor.com\/products\/desktop-daddies-calvin-the-cop","provider":"Rachelle Danielle Rose Gifts \u0026 Decor","version":"1.0","type":"link"}